Bogardus


taken from the driveway scene in the 1998 comedy-drama film “the adventures of sebastian cole” before the punk band performance.

a word known for its bizzare slang composition which would sound like “bogus” and “gnarly” in one’s ears.

can be defined as a way to ridicule someone’s ideas that might seem prodigious or can be used to relate to doubtful situations/events.
-1: “man… people are actually spending money on doggles. that’s bogardus!”

-2: “ammy said she got jumped outside the bar, last night? that’s bogardus… i was outside that bar, smoking a joint with my friends, that night.”

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