Boggle-eyed freak
a boggle-eyed freak by definition is an individual who is unfortunate enough to be endowed with large eyes which visibly protrude from the eye socket. the result is generally a startled expression permanently fixated across their face. boggle-eyed freaks are sometimes also referred to as having “fish eyes”.
boggle-eyedness is widely considered a highly unattractive phenotypical trait to possess. boggle-eyed freaks should be avoided by anyone looking to recreate their genes with one of the finer human specimens. symmetry is not one of their strong points. boggle-eyed freaks score an 8/10 on the merchant scale of ugliness (the elephant man being a 10).
dude 1 – i got a date on tuesday dude.
dude 2 – who is it dude?
dude 1 – that brunette from psych.
dude 2 – dude! she’s gross; she’s a boggle-eyed freak!
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