Boggs

boston slang for a miller lite.

named for former red sox third-baseman wade boggs, who was notorious for having consumed a seemingly impossible number of miller lites on east coast to west coast road trips.

a distant cousin of the delgado.
nelly: alright paul, we’ve been talking about wade boggs up here today in seattle.

sorrento: (laughing) yeah, ole wade huh.

nelly: yeah, alright paul, i need you to answer one question for me, truthfully now….how many beers would wade boggs drink on an east coast to west coast road trip?

sorrento: oh, jeez, (exhaling like a flat tire) i don’t know, like 70.

nelly, sandberg, sorrento, hank: (rolling on the ground laughing)
chuck norris’ kryptonite.
some people wear chuck norris pajamas, but chuck norris wears boggs pajamas…

but boggs is weak sh-t for cam!
a n00b,shmeeboggs

a curse word thats used when anger or s-xual frustration comes upon you.

“i hate you boggs!”

“hey there’s boggs!”

“shmeeboggs!”
a boggs is born and raised by creatures from world of warcraft. a boggs sheds his skin once and month and thus is very afraid of sunlight. their skin is very pail and eyes are red representing somewhat of an albino creature. they spend their days trapped in their rooms playing videos and not partying with there awesome friends. boggs has only one relative, his twin brother smeagol. be weary if you or if someone you know comes into contact with a boggs. they will trap you into their caves and force you to play video games, sometimes forcing h-m-s-xual acts upon you.
“hey boggs you partying tonight”
“schmeeboggs meow bahkaw schmee”
“what the h-ll are you saying boggs?”
“schmee av’s smiggleschmee”
a cigarette, used by stoners
yo let me get a bogg
a type of girl thats hot but still can get down and hang out with your friends and can probably out drink you.
yo that girl is a total boggs she’s even out drinking joe!
uk slang for undereducated, lazy h-m-s-xuals with poor standards of hygiene, often accompanied by a poor taste in music.
look at the state of bogg over there.