boil

someone who annoyingly follows you around everywhere
f-ck off your like a boil on my f-cking -rs-
burst out in laughter
lol that reminds me of when you got drunk and put mayonaise on your pizza or something… i think i remember you saying you were smearing it around with a b-tter knife hahah and that picture of you p-ssed out with your hand in the chip/cracker or whatever bag makes me boil
boil(s) – hideous round lumps containing pus found on slong’s face above his eyebrow, and all over his body.

also colloquially used as a reason for someone f-cking up.

may also be randomly inserted into any sentence to make it an insult towards shenglong
“i tell you the greatest joke on earth”
“what. you have boils?”

“wtf! he got disconnected? he must have boils”
an excuse used by a male to not visit his family over the holidays due to a large one in a sensitive, unable to be checked area.
“i, tc xyz went bike riding and now have a large -n-l boil. sorry, i can no longer visit for i cannot sit in the car for long periods of time. i would try, but it is too deeply embedded- its the size of my small fingernail.”
something that was on my back and it popped i guess thats what my mom said and now its infected.

^^true story^^
mom: caitlin thats a poped boil you f-cking -ss hole and its infected
me: ahh mom am i gunna die?!
a boy. a male child prost-tute who usually is working in exchange for drugs.
your boil tried to pimp me.
(cantonese term verb)

to boil is to spend many hours, at least 3 hours nonstop, to watch a chinese, korean, or j-panese drama. people who boil dramas stereotypically eat cup noodles while watching these dramas.
girl #1: omg! you look so tired! you need concealer or something
girl #2: omgomg meteor garden was so good! i was boiling it yest. for 18hrs! fdsjkjfdslaj i don’t care if i look tired and am full of msg!

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