Boiling Noodles


the term used to describe the act of urinating in the midst of extreme dehydration. the strong odor that emanates from the toilet bowl is tantamount to the smell of hot starchy pasta water.
after walking 11 miles home in the nyc blackout of august 2003, my boyfriend was boiling noodles in the dark.

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