boise

b-town is a land of plenty. it’s got north-western heart and activty galore. the moutains are your idaho playground. most cars have ski, kayak or bike racks because people are all about being a part of their environment. boise is comfortable, yet always advancing into the big city it might one day be. boise people are welcome to each new cultural event or downtown festival that brings us a little closer to metropolitan-life. in driving outside the central area, one finds a peaceful country existence juxtaposed with newly developed subdivisions. it retains farming community charm while presenting the good and bad that comes with growth. boise is perfect-move here. you will be happy.
boiseans play frisbee golf with great p-ssion
people who don’t live here, mispr-nounce it: boys z. no, no, not right. it is: boy see, got it? i da (duh) ho. thank you very much.

i hate it when people say: boys z, for boise.
awesome city smushed against the little hills which b-gus basin resides upon. the boise river flows through the area making for a most majestic area. the downtown and north end are the only nice areas of town. wandering towards meridian you will happen upon many mormons, be careful.
i reside in boise during the summer months, it’s nice.
a place where idiots from manhattan wish they could live, but are to f-cking stupid so they settle for paying $2,500 a month to rent an apartment the size of a walk-in closet and call that living! boise offers fast access to the outdoors (unlike the saps in nyc who call central park wilderness). mt. biking, cycling, hiking, skiing, rafting and clean air! yet, everytime we end up someplace like manhattan we hear the same stuipd morons tell potato jokes. the joke is on those fools! go ahead, crame yourself into a h-ll hole with 8 million other idiots and delude yourself that nyc is great – give me reality! give me idaho!
a two hour drive in any direction from boise takes you to a diverse environmental experience – mountains, lava fields, rivers, and real people!
a city in a town called idaho. it is in the north west and is filled with attractive, intelligent people who dislike the comment “thats right! u-da-ho!” also, boise is the largest city in idaho and most technologically advanced. boise holds one of the most academically acclaimed high schools in america along with one of the “best places to live” in the country. if you do not live in boise, you are missing out.
“yo where u frm hmie?”

“i’m from boise, idaho.”

“udaho alrght! i hrd tht place is dum”

“who’s the one that can spell, you ignoramus.”

“wht?”
the only town in idaho, that is somewhat not related to potatoes.
basically only part where idaho is technologically advanced.

aka– treasure valley ( boise, eagle, meridian, nampa, caldwell)
i live in boise, thats in idaho.
the biggest city in idaho. it’s not as lame as everyone says, but it’s not all that cool either. it’s growing, and so it’s getting better. there are a considerable amount of hippies in the areas worth going. they’re mostly nice.
i saw the shins in concert at the egyptian in boise