Bojangles

a bouncing male package. usually when a guy wears sweat pants or basketball shorts (any loose/thin material), you can see his package bouncing around.

it got its name from the song mr. bojangles:
“i knew a man bojangles and he danced for you …”
check out the bojangles on that guy!

one could also just start singing the song to alert their friends without necessarily pointing out or bringing attention to the fact you’re checking out someone’s package.

i love it
(b1878-d1949) luther “bill” robinson was a real person. a well known and much-loved vaudvillian tap dancer, he played every where, knew everybody and was even considered the “official” mayor of harlem. his gambling and traveling ways caused him to end up in jail a time or two. his funeral was attended by everybody from ed sullivan to joe dimaggio to jackie robinson. (if you dont know these names, go look em up).
like many legends, his escapades were embellished and expanded upon, resulting in the song that carries his name that has been covered by the nitty gritty dirt band, bob dylan and others.
many now-strange remnants of late jim crow america, such as vaudville performers appearing in “black-faced” can be learned by reading about his life.
dude 1: yo’ that scattin is soooo ‘bojangles
dude 2: i be a tappin’ fool tonight, holmes, aight!
kfc knockoff that is at once, confoundingly, both better tasting and redneckier than kfc, popeye’s or church’s ever dreamed of being.

english: bo-jang-les
spanish: bo-han-glaze
high-falutin’: bo-jean-glay (jean as in jean-luc picard).
let’s go to bo-jean-glay and get some buffalo bites so our farts will burn for two days.
referring to a pair of t-st-cl-s or “b-lls” …preferably b-lls of large size and proportion.
dan made nadia upset so she kicked him in the “bojangles”
another word for your nuts
man that girl kicked me right in the bojangles
person that homer simpson was singing about when he was panhandling. apparently he was killed.
“bojangles! who killed mr. bojangles? maybe it was youuuuuu”
a place where you can get good fried chicken and iced tea that’s 99% sugar. they’re usually found in the south, but there are a few up north. mmmmm it’s good.
even northerners like me appreciate the delicacy that is bojangles’

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