Boland
a boland, or bolandiumii in plural, is a fungal infection that affects the tissue around the lavia for the woman. the infection does not affect males.
its symptoms are as follows,
1) cough, headache
2) sweaty pubic area
3) foul smell (like rotten eggs)
4) a blotchy rash (yellow to orange in complexion)
5) pussuiles (spots of underlying puss)
doctors admit that there is no cure, and cern estimates that 1 in 150 people in the british isles have this.treatment is available, but due to the scr-ping off of the scabs, and the loss of parts of the lavia, many learn to live with “the boland”
mother – “doctor, is it alright, spare me the mumbo-jumbo of it all, how is my daughter?”
docter – “there is no easy way for me to say this, but …. sigh…. you daughter….. has “the boland” ”
mother – (vomits profusely) “noooooo!!” (continues to vomit)
a word that derives from the swedish translation of the word ball pit ball meaning (“ball”) and pit meaning (“land”) and is much like the the ball pit a boland is a place for games and recreation the difference being that the boland is in most cases funded by the government to provide a playful environment for teenagers with underdeveloped learning capabilities
all the students in that cl-ss made it to high school all but one, she felt she was most fit for the boland.
the type of s-x you have when your on your period…through the b-tt.
girl:we cant sorry im on my period..
boy: lets just do the boland
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