Bollix
irish:
a greeting embellishment (friendly)
a derogatory description of a person
of or relating to the gonads of a male
a statement of falsehood
a negation of a proposition
greeting: maher, ya auld bollix, how are ya?
derogatory description: he’s a useless bollix, that maher
4 more definitions
word used primarily in ireland. has various meanings from derogatory term for a person to feeling tired or lethargic and also for something being broken.
“he’s a stupid bollix”.
“i went to the gym after work today and i’m bollixed”.
“someone drove over my bike last week and the front wheel is bollixed”.
irish slang for a person who is insanely annoying (non-slang uses include but are not limited to c-nt,f-g and douche). mainly used by rural irish teenagers and/or farmers.
farmer 1: didja hear about benny, the one who died?
farmer 2: ah sure i did, but he was a bollix himself. couldn’t have cared less.
alternative (eg internet) spelling of b-ll-cks, as used by gav bell.
on msn: “bollix left me f-kin mobile at uni”
literally, “f-cker” .
taken from the movie “the comittments”
joey: i’m joey -the lips- f-gan.
jimmy: an’ i’m jimmy -the bollix- rabitte
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