bollock chops
a person who has the facial features that resemble a pair of b-ll-cks.
mainly people of a larger and middle aged appearance suffer from ‘b-ll-ck chops’
a word made from the two words “b-ll-cks” (b-lls, t-st-cl-s etc) and “chops” (mouth, lips etc.)
this is used by a person to describe or name somebody who has said something that is rubbish, inflammatory, or abusive to them.
1: “i’m related to royalty, you know!”
“f-ck off, b-ll-ckchops. you might be a queen but you aren’t royal.”
2: chuck: “i’m only telling you all to do it because i know better and you are all too d-mn ignorant to figure it out by yourselves”
bill (under his breath) “cr-p, b-ll-ckchops is spoiling for a fight again.”
name derived from simon. will usually find them teabagging their mother.
ie: i saw simon last night with his mother, what a b-ll-ckchop.
b-ll-ckchops is exclamation of sudden anger or fright. w-nk f-ck sh-t
d-ck: harry have you done you essay for today?
harry: b-ll-ckchops, miss is going to kill me.
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