Bollock Heavy


used to describe a place,usually a pub, bar or nightclub in which the there is a distinctly higher proportion of males than females.

john and rob approach the door to the local late licensed bar.

john : should be a good night tonight, i’m mullered!
rob : this place is usually pretty easy to pull in too.
john : bring it on!!!

john and rob enter the establishment byp-ssing the quizical looking bouncer.

john : err….can’t see much crumpet in here…it’s rammo!
rob : looks a little b-ll-ck heavy to me aswell.
john : f-ck it, fancy a kebab??!

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