bollockitis
that reoccuring ache that tells you it is time to see a doctor who is not too shy. get it checked out before you drop one.
no, really, get it checked……
bob though he just had b-ll-ckitis. until he got a tip-off.
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a mysterious aching pain in the right t-st-cl- that appears on and off for 6 months.
“ah knackers, my b-ll-ckitis is playing up again”.
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