bollox

irish/uk/possibly also australian slang term meaning:
1)t-st-cl-s
2)bullsh-t
3)slightly affectionate term of abuse

alternate spellings:bollix, b-ll-cks
1) aaargh right in the bollox!
2) what a load of bollox…
3) aagh you made me spill my drink, ye little bollox!
an alternative spelling of b-ll-cks, meaning t-st-cl-s and often also used as an expression of dislike, disbelief and/or ridicule.

other alternates are: bºllºx and b-ll-x which can be typed on internet forums where language is restricted for p-ss-es and christians. advantages here include the kinda graphic representation in the middle of the word.

actually, the alb-m never mind the b-ll-cks, here’s the s-x pistols was the at the centre of a uk court case which ruled that the word was not obscene.

not to be confused with “the bollox” or “the dog’s bollox” both of which signify approval.
person: “bollox, bollox, bollox!”
pig: “i’m arresting you for using threatening and/or abusive words or behaviour, contarary to the public order act.”
person: “bollox! it’s been proved in court not to be obscene.”
pig: “i don’t care. it is, in my estimation, ‘likely to cause offence’ and that’s all i need. you’re nicked.”
person: “oh, bollox.”

person: “mate, my brief got me off that public order charge, she’s the bollox!”
mate: “the dog’s!”
that undisputed descriptive word of a persons disatisfaction with a situation that may or may not be going their way.or indeed someone full of bull sh-t.
used the world over by english guys while visiting foreign sh-r-s.
“what a load of bollox”
what do you think of bush’s second term and his foreign policies – what a load of bollox.

i reckon that i can get my end away with your mother, i have a thing about older women – bollox
a variation of the word b-ll-cks. sometimes this word can be pr-nouced bo-lox and is often used in texts, msn or to exhaggerate the word b-ll-cks. it can be used in the same way as “yeah right” or as “cr-p!”.
“i kissed five girls last night!”
“bollox!”

“bollox! i haven’t got enough money to get home!”
literal:t-st-c-ls
irish:####, cr-p, nuts, -rs-, f-ck etc.
my use: anything good or bad (similar to’#### me, thats great!/thats #####!’)
literal:ouch!my bollox!
irish:that is just bollox!
my use:bollox!thats great!
other:you can go suck my bollox if you dont like this
mans t-st-cl-s, or something that you find is total cr-p!
now thats bollox that is.and i dont give two f-cking hairy bollox wot you think!!!!! you slaaaaaaaaaaags!