Bologna Balls
n) 1 a: the sensation one experiences when attiring one’s self, but without underwear (often referred to as going commando,) produced by the t-st-cl-s sticking to the inside of the upper thigh much like a piece of cold bologna. bologna b-lls have been observed in two varieties, wet/sticky, and dry/sticky. b: an adjective, typically a derogatory colloquialism, meant to be offensive.
ie:
1. (a) i love living in florida, but, you always have to remember your underwear or you will develop a wicked case bologna b-lls.
2. (b) now that i think about it, shaking hands with glenn is like getting a big handful of bologna b-lls.
the feeling you get after a night of hardcore slamming.
joe, “how ya feeling?”
sam,”i spent the night at my girlfriends and have a case of bologna b-lls”
joe, “oh wow, good for you! want some ben-gay for that? i have some back at my desk.”
a term used to describe a person whose simple action shows great courage and/or enthusiasm but lacks follow through or any sort of skill, most often ending in disaster. much like bologna.
a person tries to jump over a deck chair, hits their shoe on said chair, landing squarly on their collar bone. this would be the time to say: “way to go bologna b-lls!”
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