Bonar Sonar
an imaginary device that allows a person to recognize when another person has a b-n-r–or has recently seen an attractive person.
usually held by guys when with other guys. a constant beeping sound is a cl-ssic sign of someone’s bonar sonar being activated.
note: the bonar sonar tells when other people have a b-n-r, not yourself. so if person a has a b-n-r, person b would be notified by his bonar sonar.
-an attractive female walks by-
friend a: (stares at -ss)
friend b: “wow, my bonar sonar is going crazy right now”
or
-friend c is talking to attractive female-
friend a: “beep, beep, beep”
friend b: “what?”
friend a: “look”
friend b: “haha. he’s a player”
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