Bondage Wedgie
a well planed prank that involves a person being bonded. this is best done when the victim is asleep.
technique:
when the potential victim is asleep, you tie him up with a strong rope, or cord. you then give the victim a wedgie and hang him up somewhere for all to see. when the victim wakes up, he will be traumatized for life.
my older brother is infamous for giving me bondage wedgies. when i was asleep in my room he used duct tape and gave me an atomic wedgie. he hung me on the coat hanger in his room. when i woke up, he had all of his friends there and taking pictures. then he and his friends kicked me in the b-lls over a hundred times.
whenever i fell asleep at a sleep over, my so called friends gave me a melvin and duct taped me to a wall and tied me up so i couldn’t move, i was there for three and a half hours.
when you are tied up and then wedgied.
last year i gave myself a bondage wedgie in the backyard and got grounded because i couldn’t get myself down. my older brother ripped the briefs out of my -sshole and it hurt as if i were being rubbed with sandpaper on my -ss.
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