Bone Flash
the instant where a man’s p-n-s become erect unprovoked. in other words, a random split second b-n-r.
“i was sitting in cl-ss today and had a bone flash, it was so bad that i couldn’t get up and walk around without being noticed. ”
or
bob: “i just had a bone flash.”
john: “wtf? theres no girls in here.”
bob: “i know. either its a bone flash or i’m gay.”
-silence
bob:
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