Bone Home
this is what et (extra t-st-cl-) does when his woman is away, and what i did on a 6 month job away from my woman. this is the concise version of another coinage of mine, “phone-a-bone.” as in, “hey, it’s 6 o’clock, i’ve got to go to my room and phone-a-bone!”
i’m h-rny but my woman’s back home. i guess i’ll have pick up the phone and bone home.
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