bone in the closet
bone in the closet: a woman a man has f-cked that he does not think about again, similar in meaning to a notch on the belt or bedpost.
“girlfriend, stay away from that man. he’s a playa and you ain’t nothing to him but another bone in the closet.”
verb:
when a person bangs another person in that same gender, except they are still “in the closet” about it; secretive, in denial out in the open.
noun: literally a “bone in the closet”.
v.:
(names of the following are fict-tious and any relation of the two are coincidental)
steve is attracted to bret in an intensely s-xual way but since he’s a self centered douche and cares mostly about his reputation they’re going to bone in the closet.
(n.):
first person: “i opened the door and there was something catching flies in there and it’ smells awful. what was it?”
second person:” . . .@$#-! yeah, that’s just a bone in the closet.”
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