boner
an erect blood filled p-n-s. brought on my s-xual arousion. the average male gets 3 a night while your sleeping. also known as erection, stiffy, chubby, hard on
that guy would stick his b-n-r in anything with a hole
b-n-r shop – oops! -bona books -soho -london
s-x shop warning close up -soho – london
1. something that occurs when the blood leaves a man’s brain and goes to his c-ck.
2. something that you hide from your parents when there’s a female in the room.
“dude, have jessica sit on your lap so your mom doesn’t see your b-n-r!”
erect p-n-s
making out with his girlfriend gave him a b-n-r
1)an erect p-n-s
2)what your boyfriend has when you are making out with him or just holding his hand
3)how big you wish your p-n-s was all the time
1)”my p-n-s was so f-cking hard last night i had a major b-n-r”
2)sally was making out with johnny and felt his b-n-r poking her.
3)”man i had a huge b-n-r last night i wish my p-n-s was that big all the time without all the blood in it,” johnny thought to himself.
a slang term for an erect p-n-s due to s-xual stimulation. it is called so because the p-n-s resembles a bone.
the man got a b-n-r because he was looking at playboy.
the bane of an adolescent young man’s existence. usually happens during cl-ss, normally after eyeing an attractive girl. extremely embar-ssing, and when you get one, you’ll stick your hand in your pocket to tuck it into your boxers in a futile attempt to avoid discomfort/embar-ssment. in the worst cases, you’ll end up coming in your pants.
rob: sh-t, man i was looking at samantha in english cl-ss, and i got a d-mn b-n-r, man!
joe: did it show?
rob: it looked like i was hiding a f-ckin’ fire hydrant in my jeans!
joey: sh-t, dude.
an erectile p-n-s, often a sign of arousal
i sat on his lap and holy cr-p, he had a b-n-r!
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