Boner Baby

a medical phenomenon where a newborn infant achieves an erection while p-ssing through the birth c-n-l. the sensation that the infant experiences when his erection comes into contact with his mother’s v-lv- may sometimes cause small amounts of -j-c-l-t–n. this -j-c-l-t- will either shoot onto the delivering doctor’s face (see: bukkake), or will enter the mother’s v-g-n-l opening. in the instance of the latter, the mother may become pregnant with her newborn son’s s-m-n. the resulting child will be the product of the b-n-r baby’s. because b-n-r baby syndrome (bbs) is a hereditary trait, the cycle may continue indefinitely.

consequently, those born with a hermaphroditic condition (also known as ensignitis) may also be capable of bbs.

lawmakers and moral philosophers have argued for decades over whether or not the s-xual contact between a mother and her newborn son is considered consensual or rape.
“because lutz was born a b-n-r baby, his younger brother was also his son. his life was wracked with confusion. this (and, of course, myriad other reasons) prevented him from losing his virginity until he was 46.”

“dana was alarmed to learn that, after a long and difficult labor process, that she was impregnated again by her own son loh. however, she describes the sensation as ‘the most aephantastic -rg-sm i’ve ever experienced’.”

“ensign i f-cking hate you, you hermaphrodite”