boner belt


a belt used to hold in a b-n-r, usually worn at all times around the waist.
mr. key made use of his b-n-r belt when his erection knocked out his grandmother.
waist of a mans pants to hold in a b-n-r so no one can see he’s pitching a tent.
bow-sc made use of his b-n-r belt when his erection almost knocked b-tton the clow to the ground.
when you forget to wear a belt and have loose pants and your b-n-r holds ur pants up
darn! i forgot my belt. oh well, ill use a b-n-rbelt
when a b-n-r is used to hold up ones pants, in place of a belt.
“dude, did you see tommy?”
“yeah. hes got a huge b-n-r belt today”

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