Boner-bit
pr-nouced: {bona-bit}
rendition of bonafide. brought about from a small group of uottawa stoner friends originating from brampton, oakville and aylmer areas of ontario and quebec.
has several clear & hidden meanings, with proper applications to everyday situations, rendering a certain shock value to prudes and males uncomfortable with their s-xuality. the term is very open to interpretation, but the main focus is on the bit of the b-n-r, picturing a head with no shaft.
b-n-r-bit, may include such terms as: ‘obviously’, ‘whatever’, ‘small amount’, ‘if i must’, ‘i’m enthused’, or could be used as a term of endearment, sarcasm, falling short on a positive, and playing down someone else’s success or happiness.
as well as another rendition, {b-n-r-flop/flopstons}, used as a term to describe a sh-tty situation.
statement: “we have got to finish this report by tomorrow!” re: “b-n-r-bit”-obviously /i.e. “quit b-tching so we can get this done”
s: “do you have any pitch on this blunt?” re: “b-n-r” large quant-ty- re: “b-n-r-bit”-small quant-ty.
s: “i got an ‘a’ on my exam!” re: “b-n-r-bit”-whatever/congradu-f-ckinglations i’m glad you’re compensating for your hard-on for yourself
s: “i’m gonna f-ck this girl tonight” re:”b-n-r!/b-n-r-bit!”- that’s great, exciting, i bet you’re excited enough to get hard (potential sarcasm)/ any reference to f-cking or using your c-ck/ playing down his -ssurance or c-ckiness/ i could care less.
s: “i lost the weed i just grabbed” re: “b-n-r-flop/flopstons”- paralleling an impotency issue with an amateurish/juvenile mistake.
s: “the dealer pinched b-n-r-bit!” re:”he shortened your count? what a b-n-r-flop… we’ll have to call him out.”-fell short on a good thing (bit), ultimately flopping his b-n-r/good time.
s: “i think that guy’s gay” re:”b-n-r-bit” – could care less/obviously/ “why don’t you go compensate for your failed comfort in your s-xuality by showing him your b-n-r-bit (head w/ no shaft) and see if he laughs.”
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