boner blanket


a blanket that a man uses to cover is aroused p-n-s when watching a movie (i.e. p-rno) with his friends
hey dude, before you start the movie, can you p-ss me that b-n-r blanket.
a blanket used to cover an aroused p-n-s.
hey before you put the p-rno dvd on, can you p-ss me that b-n-r blanket.

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