Boner-block
when you try to jack off but you start to lose your b-n-r because you can’t think of anything or you lose your horniness.
john tried to jack off but he failed because he got b-n-r-block.
b-n-r-blocked
original definition circa 1987
when a really hot chick is standing next to you in a year book picture and you want that hard-on captured for all eternity for her to always remember you by, and the person in front of you with a full head of hair blocks the m-ssive erection, b-n-r block.
another derivation: anytime you are posing for picture with a really hot chick, and the m-ssive erection is obscured from the final photo, but there is at least two dirty grins on their faces
billy: gee i hope this m-ssive erection i have right now makes the school yearbook, and this girl’s douche bag boyfriend’s see where her hands is.
tom:dude, how could anyone possible miss it?
two months later.
tom: billy you totally gotb-n-r-blocked, lisa’s big head of hair totally blocked the shot, but not everybody’s grins.
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