boner coma
the phenomenon known to commonly occur in males, when the heart cannot support the pumping of blood to both the brain and the erect p-n-s. this often times causes a “blackout” period, from which the male wakes up in the middle of coitus with someone he may have normally never considered.
i was sitting at home playin with my c-ck, next think you know, i’m on top of that fat b-tch tracy! must have went into a godd-mn b-n-r coma, cause i wouldn’t f-ck her with a stolen d-ck!
the adverse reaction when a man doesn’t awake for a prolong period after ingesting both a type of rufilin and v–gr- at the same time, b-n-r coma.
“stacy, how do you plan on hooking up with richard?”
“oh, no worries, i’ll be putting him in a b-n-r coma shortly”
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