boner creep
1) when someone creeps up on you/stalks you to get a b-n-r.
2) when the b-n-r creeps up for no apparent reason.
1) fred saw darcie’s perfect -ss sway with each step. he was naked and aroused. behind the bushes, he saw his b-n-r. he started stroking it for immense pleasure. he let out a deep moan drawing attention to him. darcie peered around the bush and saw naked fred. “b-n-r creep!” she yelled. she kicked him in the b-lls.
2) greg was in cl-ss and was looking at the algebra question with boredom. his p-n-s started to get hard. he tried to relax it by letting it out of his fly. it kept extending. it rubbed against his desk. he took off his pants and boxers for more air. the head became covered with prec-m. the -rg-sm built up as greg felt pleasure rubbing his c-ck on his desk. he j-zzed all over his pants and boxers, becoming wet. he had to finished the cl-ss naked from the waist down.
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