boner crushing


the act of firmly pressing your erect p-n-s into inanimate objects (e.g. a mattress, window, or door jamb) for the purpose of quenching desire or instilling fear and intimatidation into others.
alex got so excited he started b-n-r crushing the window at rob’s office much to rob’s shame and secret delight.

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