Boner Football


when you play football, but every guy has to be naked with throbbing b-n-rs, and to score a touchdown your b-n-r must enter the endzone before any other part of your body.
ref: that is a foul, you’re leg entered the endzone before you’re b-n-r did

player: total b-n-r kill, b-n-r football sucks, lets just insert eachother’s b-n-rs in our b-tts.

player 2: i love b-n-rs in my b-tt

player 3: hey guys, we came here to play b-n-r football

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