boner jam

an exceptional scene culled from a p-rnographic film; the penultimate segment of a p-rnographic work

popularized by the film ‘the 40-year old virgin’ in which he is given a tape of sacred p-rno moments called “b-n-r jams ’03”.
the second scene of jenna jameson’s last film is all b-n-r jam.
music so good it could elicit s-xual arousal.
the new we came as romans alb-ms is chock full of b-n-rjams.
1. to physically prevent someone from getting an erection

2. a preservative made out of erect p-n-ses

3. to dunk a ball with a hard c-ck, as in basketball

4. to “jam” someone with a b-n-r, as in the act of s-x

5. to get an erect p-n-s stuck in a copy machine, prompting the error message: “b-n-rjam”
1. he thought he was going to get some, but i showed him a picture of his mom giving birth; major b-n-rjam!

2. i killed all of los angeles lakers, and i’m going to make a sweet b-n-rjam from it.

3. you- “dude, did you see how much air i got on that b-n-rjam?”
friend- “yeah bro you straight slammed that ball in with your c-ck!”

4. friend- “you get with that girl last night?”
you- “yeah dude i b-n-rjammed her all night.”

5. g-d, i really need to use this copy machine, but this idiot went and caused a b-n-rjam.
a collection of various p-rn scenes on a dvd or cd rom.
“i just made a b-n-r jams that i can watch while on the plane to go to a business meeting.”
when something unintentionally goes wrong that isn’t trivial or earth shattering. a sh-tty situation that can be humorous.
larry: “after ben nailed that nasty chick on halloween he locked her out of his room forcing ed to share his bed with her for the night…”
jeff: “b-n-rjam, dude.”
r&b songs or slow rap songs about s-x, etc. many of usher’s songs fall into this category.
i like to spend my time making funnel cakes and listening to b-n-r jams.
a play list someone puts on thier computer, ipod cd, whatever…in order to get in the mood.
“oh man, i invited that girl over last night.”
“nice…did you score?”
“i just turned on the b-n-rjams, and it was game on.”

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