boner pants
(n.) pants one (usually a guy) wears comfortably in his room or household and can comfortably have a b-n-r in without tight resistance or any feeling of irritation; may be worn during duration of watching p-rnographic material or foreplay (usually with a girl) in a couch/living room or bed/bedroom scenario. these type of pants are usually one cherishes and washes about once a month.
jack – hey jane, check out these new b-n-r pants i got!!
jane – wow! sweet b-n-r pants jack!
jack – yea, they are sweet. too bad i have one t-st-cl-.
jane – i like to punch babies.
girls pants worn by guys(emo kids). given the name for being so tight that it is clearly visable of when the emo kid has a b-n-r. there for they are b-n-rpants
ben: haha your wearing b-n-rpants
justin: no, im being emo for halloween
ben: yah but there b-n-rpants
justin: well at least im not wearing a bra
pants that make it look like you’re sporting lumber.
i bought these jeans last week, but they were b-n-rpants, so i don’t wear them anymore.
a perverted guy who wears short pants in public and letting everyone easily spot his erection
karl is a b-n-rpants,i dont socialize with him anymore
pants that aren’t tight at the top, so when the wearer sits down, it appears as if they have an erection.
this can lead to some pretty embarr-ssing experiences.
my girlfriend and i went out to lunch. i forgot not to wear to wear my b-n-r pants, and now she thinks that she helped me achieve an erection. i’m not quite sure if this is a curse or a blessing, but at least she knows that i don’t have a small p-n-s.
pants traditional worn by gay guys on the dance floor so they privates can be accessed by their dance partner(s) for hand job, bj, or ….
have crept into straight culture so couples can have s-x in public places – elevators, subways, etc.
pants usually have some easy way to attach the two flaps on material: b-ttons, velcro, string – no zipper. underwear is not worn – but can be for more ‘fun’. if vice squad in club, lack of secure attachment allows aliby – i.e. dancing so hard pants can apart. etc.
wear your kilt tonight to the club for some fun. no, it’s too cold out, i’ll wear my b-n-r pants instead.
noun. pants that use tough fabric (jeans, khakis) and constantly look like said wearer has a b-n-r. jeans show this the most, especially whilst sitting.
mom: wow, jimmy, looks like the new b-n-r pants are doing their job!
son (blushing, covering pants with shirt): yes mom… uh, they sure are.
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