Boner Race
a contest in which 2 or more people see who can achieve an erection first without visual or physical stimulation. these contests are generally announced at random and proven simply by showing the bulge in the pants. a b-n-r race can not be announced if a contestant already has an erection. all contestants must start completely flaccid (this is of course based on the honor system). cheating is grounds for immediate disqualification from all future b-n-r races. the integrity of the sport must be upheld.
initiator: i declare a b-n-r race!
(time p-sses)
winner: i win! check out that hog!
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