Boner Rip
something common at the university of oregon where inbetween football games and going out for the night you get a strong erection that needs attention and can only be described as ripping your b-n-r.
hey, i’ll meet you at the bar later. after watching those cheerleaders at the game i need a good b-n-r rip before i go out!
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