Boner Smash

verb/interjection.

a strange, malicious and supremely h-m–erotic act perpetrated by teenagers in a certain cleveland, oh all-boy academy. a b-n-r smash involves one teenager quickly extending a sharp thrusted hand into the erect p-n-s of another while shouting “b-n-r smash!!!!”

this puzzling action has recently come under much scrutiny:

why would a person be walking around with a visible hard-on at an all boys school?
what would compel one to want to touch, much less mangle, another person’s engorged unit?

b-n-r smashing can be viewed as a more extreme, and more questionable, version of “nut tapping,” another cleveland phenomenon.

many surmise that this action is a strong confirmation of the supreme gayety of all parties involved.

ex. “hey, there’s s-petro. a b-n-r? nice!! i’ll take care of that!”
-walks over to s-petro-
“b-n-r smash!!!”
-sharply thrusts outstretched palm into s-petro’s groin, s-petro doubles over and groans, effete laughter ensues-