Boner snoring
when you take a v–gr- and an ambien at the same time
dude, i fully when b-n-r snoring last friday and my girl is fully disappointed
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- Bye John
when you are trying to talk to your freinds at a sleep over but there is still a parent in the room. fred and joe were sharing secrets when fred noticed that joes dad was pulling a bye john.
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the enhanced efficiency provided by caffiene if i don’t have my morning gallon of coffee, i get nothing done. cafficiency is the only thing keeping me from getting fired.
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