boner stance
the way someone stands to hide their b-n-r in public. the person stands slightly hunched over, enough for people not to wuestion why he is doing it, and to hide the b-n-r. this is usually paired with a pelvic twist and one leg forword to push the front of the pants away from your d-ck. everybody knows exactly what your doing, but i guess its better than showing it full on.
during gym cl-ss……
jer- hey ben look at wes’s b-n-r stance, he totally has a hard on
ben-hahaha omg lol, thats hilarious
wes- (walks to teacher) can i go to the locker room
ben-ahaha hes gonna be in there for a while!
jer-that was the most obvious b-n-r stance, he was too hunched over
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