boner time


in response to an action or statement; a state of unparalleled excellence in which achieving a b-n-r is not only fitting, but a moral imperative.
“hey man, all of our cl-sses were canceled, mallory called and said she was totally free, and i just picked up a case of keystone!”

“b-n-r time!”
any ammount of time spent watching p-rnography, looking at beautiful women, or simply fantasizing. popularized by sean w. scott in the movie road trip
“barry, dim the lights… it’s b-n-r time!!”
the point at which there is no going back; a particularly stressful period of time
“english exam tomorrow, guys. it’s b-n-rtime.”
positive reaction to an attractive woman.
“did you see caitlin in her backless dress?”
“yeah, serious b-n-r time.”

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