boner weird
an awkward b-n-r occurring when in a close situation with a close friend, such as a hug or spooning. it is not caused by intimacy and can also coincide with the random b-n-r which has happened at an awkward time.
it is polite to inform the friend that this situation is b-n-r weird, so he/she is not disgusted with your random erection.
guy one: i have to warn you, this hug is b-n-r weird.
guy two: it’s ok, we all get b-n-r weird every once in a while.
guy one: see that guy over there, why has he got an erection in the swimming pool?
guy two: oh that’s just harry, he’s always getting b-n-r weird.
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