Bonerificus
an erection that earns a place of honor in the hallowed halls of dongdom. it is not only a thing to be looked upon and admired, but also an event that should be shared with a partner, a group, or anyone that appreciates a good piece of woody. if you find yourself the proud barer of a b-n-rficus you must share it either by telling someone or by visual presentation, as this is an event never to be wasted. if you find yourself in its presence you should pay homage.
last night i had i had to show off my b-n-rificus to sara.
amy was out of town this weekend when i woke up with a b-n-rificus so i had to call and tell her about it.
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