bonerize
a male’s attempt to arouse a female by rubbing his throbbing erection against her body. normally occurs during dry s-x with a female who is a total prude
danimal: “dude, i totally b-n-rized your cousion last night.”
jeremy: “is this before or after you took a sh-t in the urinal?”
danimal: “it was after the danimal doo dooed in the margarita ranch p-sser.”
jeremy: “hey cade, lets go take pictures of your b-lls on drew’s face when he’s p-ssed out.”
danimal: “i’m going to b-n-rize padgett next. those hooker boots make my loins tingle.”
to have s-xual intercourse. the term originated from the smbc web comic.
laugh if you must, but biology is a lot more fun since we changed “mate” to “b-n-rize.”
“dude, check it out, your neighbors are b-n-rizing with the windows open!”
“oh sh-t, let’s go check it out!”
verb, a male becoming aroused
at the sight of b00bz0rz, dudester59 became b-n-rized.
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