bonerometer
the name for your p-n-s when you achieve a hard on right before a rainstorm.
suzy says…”bobby why is your d-ck hard?” bobby replies…”it’s about to rain.” this is my ‘b-n-rometer!’
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- Bonerfit
a benefit for having a b-n-r. dude why’d the teacher make you leave cl-ss? that’s just a b-n-rfit of random erections!
- Boner Thought
a thought that seems genius while you are erect, but becomes horrible after climax. guy 1: i thought about skyping my ex and asking to see her b-tthole again. guy 2: oh my g-d. did you? guy 1: nah. it was just a b-n-r thought.
- boobalube
when a male sucks out the breast milk of a chick then spits it on his d-ck and uses it as lube pat and phi b–balubed each of jeremy c.’s b–bs then with their d-cks wet jammed up jeremy’s -ss.
- boob green
the first time your guy, who was formally with a flat chic, sees your huge amazing rack. it was getting kinda hot and we were fooling around and he went b–b green yelling omg girl you have the biggest t-ts i’ve ever seen.
- Boogernaut
1: • flung or wiped boogers that elicit blind and destructive devotion or to which people are ruthlessly sacrificed whilst trying to find peace in an afternoon dump. • an overwhelming, advancing collection of boogers (sometimes in shapes of constellations or flung randomly against the bathroom wall, obviously while seated and most likely defecating) that […]