bonerphone
the b-n-rphone is a closely related yet larger version of the skin flute. one who plays the b-n-rphone is usually female or gay.
person 1: “i can play two instruments.”
person 2: ” yeah, the skin flute and the b-n-rphone”
person 1: ha ha b-tch
when a female holds and erected p-n-s to her face as if to talk on the phone, making sure to lick the scr-t-m while doing so.
lisa, how was your talk with my b-n-r phone last night?
an expression used when one unexpectedly encounters something especially stupid or ridiculous out of their control. the person mimics a ringing noise, pretends to answer a pantomimed phone and says, “it’s the b-n-r phone, and it’s for you.”
after finishing the hunger games series “ring, ring! it’s the b-n-r phone, and it’s for you.”
the secret mobile telephone you utilize for p-rn viewing pleasure. typically this phone has a larger screen with sticky smudge marks across the screen.
“man its a good thing my i use incognito mode on my b-n-r phone, my girlfriend would be horrified knowing what i watch to beat off”
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