bones & willies are bad for your health
a 21st century idiom that is meant to serve as a stark warning for humankind. let it be known that “bones” and “w-ll–s” literally pose a significant threat to ones health and well being… lit-er-ally. whilst it may seem prudent to dismiss this admonition as nonsense or propaganda, i’d ask you to reconsider. the originator of this phrase is a visionary with diabolical intelligence and magnificent intuition… like that of a gypsy wizard.
when the world learned that bones & w-ll–s are bad for your health, there was m-ss confusion. the tension became so thick you couldn’t cut it with a knife… it was like a wall.
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