boneyard masterbater


a person who m-st-rb-t-s in a graveyard.
the only kind of people out at this time of the night are boneyard m-st-rb-t-rs.
a man who m-st-rb-t-s in a graveyard because he thinks the tombstones look s-xy.
i would rather be a man-wh-r- than a boneyard m-st-rb-t-r!

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