bong technician


a bong technician is someone who is intimately familiar with the operation of any bong or bong-like device. these people are often in charge of reloading, cleaning, and packing among a large group, and are the go-to people for fixing latent smoking problems that others are too f-cking high to recognize.
“yo, check out bongtech betty over there. that chick sure knows how to pack that sh-t.”

“i was glad to have that bong technician around yesterday when f-cking mike blew out an o-ring.”

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