bongtificate
the act of talking at great length while holding a bong. everyone else is staring at the speaker, which the speaker interprets as interest. in actuality, the audience is simply waiting patiently for the bong to be p-ssed.
sarah bongtificated about her shoelaces while we stared at her.
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