bongus day
a holiday that started in norway to celebrate the forth coming arrival of hiilian bongus from the depths of the sea and the throat of the kraken. the tradition has is celebrated through feast, festival, and sport. more recently through canada it is celebrated by families and the night ends in a hearty game of hockey. it has recently migrated to america and is commonly celebrated through the youth as a ‘kegger’.
happy bongus day dad!!
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