Bonjova


a. a type of tree that is located in africa next to the wild bears who eat worms for food; with a hint of mayonnaise.
b. some sort of toy that is used by toddlers under the age of 2 and 3 months that makes -rg-smic noises; only sold in east compton at toyzz’r’not’ussss’so’leave!
c. another word for infected c-m aka j-zz; a c-m that oozes green.
a.did you see that new bonjova that the vinoya family grew in their front lawn!?
b. i got kristine and ryan the new bonjova they are selling at toyzz’r’not’ussss’so’leave!; they are gonna be soo excited!
c. shawquanda’s man leaked out bonjova; and she was immediatley turned on.

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