bonk

the act of s-xual intercourse.
i could do with a good bonk.

it’s bonking time.
the sound that “the scout” character makes when hitting enemies with his aluminium baseball bat in the video game team fortress 2.
who want’s some a’ this! bonk!
expression used by cyclists to describe excercise induced low blood sugar levels; being a feeling of light-headedness and weakness in all limbs. similar to ‘the wall’ in running. has fallen out of usage in recent years due to alternative meanings.
i am feeling a bit light-headed, if i don’t have a banana, i think i’m going to bonk.
i’ve got the bonk.
i bonked really badly and had to get a lift home.
1)referance the act of s-xual intercourse
2)to b-mp into or hit
3)old video game, featuring bald prehistoric boy, that killed enemies by head b-tting
1)i’m h-rny wanna bonk?
2)can you go bonk the tv the reception is poor
3)turbografix sucked except for bonk
whack; lame; obserd; un-cool
“sh-t son, that’s bonk.”
a highly potent energy drink usually bolstered with several radioactive isotopes, with flavors for two teams–red, and blu.

it’s a favorite of the scout.
dude, stop using the bonk! it’s almost as bad as the fan.

f-g quit using bonk enrgy drinl!!1
1. have s-xual intercourse with.
2. to hit, particularly hitting a person on the head.
3. during the hayday of muds (multi-user dungeon games, text-only roleplay like adventure games played mostly over the net) a commonly said or done action as a sign of mild disapproval or for no particular reason. polite convention require(d/s) the bonked individual respond by saying oif. some believe not doing so will upset the bonk/oif balance in the universe, with great consequences. not saying “oif” is somewhat akin to a ( without a ) or unmatched quotation mark. the practice is still somewhat alive on irc and (to an even lesser degree) other means of net chat. it has, however, to a large degree been replaced by the fish slap.
i totally bonked her yesterday dude.
shut up or i’ll bonk you’re head.
y bonks x. x says “oif!”

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