Bonkalong


someone that your not dating and your not likely to get serious with but the occasional regular sh-g is ok, is your bonkalong
i just dumped lisa as she was rubbish in bed and as i am happy to be single for the time being…. i will hook up with my bonkalong sarah cause she wont mind a late night call after i have been out with the boys.

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